tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31136134148212861682024-02-20T04:31:27.861-08:00Notes from a Geek GoddessGeek Goddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10520599131908645305noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3113613414821286168.post-2787396821310308792012-11-08T13:51:00.000-08:002014-05-11T08:32:28.190-07:00SO YOU ARE FROM AN ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL HUH?!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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People assume all sort of stuffs about girls from an All
Girls School (AGS). Most of them are ridiculous. Stereotypes- don’t even get me
started on them. While some are true, most are not, here is a list of things girls
from an AGS experience (read suffer) exclusively-<br />
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<span style="text-indent: -18pt;">1)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -18pt;"> </span><span style="text-indent: -18pt;">You are either a –</span></div>
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<span style="text-indent: -36pt;"> i)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -36pt;">
</span><span style="text-indent: -36pt;">School slut/desperate chick/bimbo (the girl with
slutty-half-opened-I-am-dreamy eyes. Their biggest problem in life- not getting
their eye-liner straight).</span><br />
<span style="text-indent: -36pt;"> ii)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -36pt;">
</span><span style="text-indent: -36pt;">Boy shy (definition: a girl who starts hyperventilating
if any male specie gets within 2-feet radius of them).</span><br />
<span style="text-indent: -36pt;"> iii)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -36pt;">
</span><span style="text-indent: -36pt;">Holier than thou (yes, the girl who is perfect
in academics, sports, cultural shit. While praising them you are bound to get a
reply “I could have done so much better.” I think that’s what being grateful is
all about).</span><br />
<span style="text-indent: -36pt;"> iv)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -36pt;">
</span><span style="text-indent: -36pt;">The girl who got pregnant (every AGS has one).</span><br />
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<span style="text-indent: -18pt;">2)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -18pt;">
</span><span style="text-indent: -18pt;">You might be branded a lesbian by others just
because you “disappeared” one lunch break and your BFF was suspiciously MIA too.
What they might not know is you were probably crying in that break, and no one other than your best friend would have had the guts to handle that sight.
(cheers BFF!!!!)</span><br />
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<span style="text-indent: -18pt;">3</span><span style="text-indent: -18pt;">)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -18pt;">
</span><span style="text-indent: -18pt;">Your teachers think all of you are desperate for
boys.</span><br />
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<span style="text-indent: -18pt;">4)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -18pt;">
</span><span style="text-indent: -18pt;">The girl species will always baffle you way more
than the male species ever could.</span><br />
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<span style="text-indent: -18pt;">5)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -18pt;">
</span><span style="text-indent: -18pt;">Tell your college friends you were from an AGS,
the first question they ask is “So are you a lesbian?” (what they </span><i style="text-indent: -18pt;">actually</i><span style="text-indent: -18pt;"> mean: now we understand why you
are sucha god damn freak)</span><br />
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<span style="text-indent: -18pt;">6)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -18pt;">
</span><span style="text-indent: -18pt;">Your guy friends automatically assume your girl-friends
are hot. And guess what, they always are! Ha ha.</span><br />
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<span style="text-indent: -18pt;">7)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -18pt;">
</span><span style="text-indent: -18pt;">You silently curse your parents for putting you
in this school. Later, you thank them when you realize how hopeless guys are. Thoughts
of becoming a nun start renting space in your mind.</span><br />
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<span style="text-indent: -18pt;">8)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -18pt;"> </span><span style="text-indent: -18pt;">You don’t care about how icky, itchy or
non-girly you are in school cause there’s no one to impress.</span><br />
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<span style="text-indent: -18pt;">9)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -18pt;">
</span><span style="text-indent: -18pt;">You don’t care how girly your screams are in
school cause there’s no one to impress.</span><br />
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<span style="text-indent: -18pt;">10)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -18pt;">
</span><span style="text-indent: -18pt;">All the guys who later enter your life are seen
through two lenses-</span><br />
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<span style="text-indent: -36pt;"> i)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -36pt;">
</span><span style="text-indent: -36pt;">Boyfriend/crush</span></div>
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<span style="text-indent: -18pt;"> OR</span></div>
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<span style="text-indent: -36pt;"> ii)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -36pt;">
</span><span style="text-indent: -36pt;">Brother (the just-friend lens doesn't exist for
you. Don’t lie.)</span></div>
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<span style="text-indent: -18pt;">11)</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -18pt;"> </span><span style="text-indent: -18pt;">Its expected of you to have pillow fights at
your sleepover.</span></div>
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